Monday, May 28, 2007

It has been a very long while since I have written for the extra-ordinary bloggy! Nothing has happened much…I don’t think. Ends up I’m going to continue for one more year at the community college I’m currently attending and get my AA degree and then transfer to a CSU and get a Bachelors in business and a Minor in art. From there I’m going to a vegetarian/vegan culinary school and after that whole fiasco of crazy intense work I’m going to open up a vegan restaurant/bakery/café. I’m supery dupery eager to just even go to school knowing that I’m going to be 23 when I graduate from everything. Woot Woot!!! Imagine…me owning a fantastic vegan restaurant/bakery/café. Awesomess!!! I’ve already designed the uniforms for the chefs (no worries, they’re not wearing white…I hate those chef uniforms at the culinary schools…they’re so blah) and the waiters/waitresses. I just really hope that it’s going to be a hugemungus success when I open it. Then I can open lots more around the states and maybe…just maybe go international. Now from all that money I’m not going to be a greedy bastard. Mark my words! I’m going to give it back to the people by setting up and giving to charities and have the Food Not Bombs people use any of my vegan restaurants/bakeries/cafés to do their food preparations to pass out to those who are less unfortunate. I’ll live in a small little house…but it has to have a bigggggggggggggggggggg kitchen and walk in closet. I hate seeing all these celebrities with all their money and showering themselves in expensive clothes and whatevers and only giving $1000 to charity for a tax reduction. Bunch of poppycock! I never ever in my life want to look down at people. I feel that we are all created equal and should be treated that way! And I hope to bring people into realization that they don’t need to eat poor innocent animals…they can eat tremendously yummy food without any animal products in it. Let animals roam free and be happy!

That’s my speech. Hold the applause! I must thank the people at PETA2 for all the guidance and encouragement because I was going mad with all the stuff I had to do just to make it big in the restaurant business field. I swear it’s true what they say about PETA, they’re always there for you when you need help.

The reason why I’m not going to the California School of Culinary Arts: MEAT! I just couldn’t agree to it. That’s a big-o no no!!! On top of all that junk…there’s no Bachelors program. Ya. I need a Bachelors in something.

Green Day performed on American Idol on Wednesday (05/23/07). Total weirdness!!!!! My Mom came crashing in the hallway to my room and said, “GREEN DAY’S PERFORMING!” My first reaction (it was “WHAT?” honestly, but then I said) “WHY?” so I went running down the hallway to the living room, absolutely in shock that I didn’t know. I later found out that the Green Day Authority just posted it up that day. Oh well…can’t be on top of everything now a days. But in all, they were just tasty as ever. It was a great dessert to have after all the intense drawing/shadowing for art I’ve been doing.

Updation with pictures of all my hard work for art will come soon…I promise!

Most important news…I SAW PIRATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was (is) the bestest best PIRATES movies EVER!!!!!! I want to be a fucking pirate. How spiffy would that be?! Yo ho! For those of you who haven’t seen it yet…be prepared to see lots of Jack Sparrows…literally. *Sigh* I think I’m going to see the movie again. It’s so damned good! Just as good as my vegan muffins and chocolate soymilk. Ya.

Excitation has enveloped my brain!

The End.

(for today)

Friday, May 18, 2007

I just came back from my interview...and guess what?! It's a 99.99999999999999% chance I'm going to Culinary School!!! I'm absolutely ecstatic.

Ok I'm done.
First and foremost, Happy Belated Birthday Hunter!!!

How was your mother's day? Mine was stoo-pen-dus!!! I made the yummy Raspberry Chocolate Blackout Cake plus Apple Waffles, Ginger-Raisin Bran Muffins, and Scrambled Tofu. Mmmmm...Making my mouth water.

My Lovely vase I drew like 2 days ago for art...I have 8 more pictures to draw. I have way too much freaking shit to do.

So it might be that I'll be going to the California School of Culinary Arts. Ya. That's like an 85% chance. Pretty high. I have my appointment today to go see this guy there. I hope my dreams come true! Where's my freaking Fairy God Mother???
I think I'll go mope around a bit and update you pretty people later.

The End.

(for today)

Monday, May 7, 2007

Oucherz…my mouth is full of stitches. Yup. Got my stupid wisdom teeth pulled out on Saturday morning. I swear I got at least 30 Novocain shots…I need it more for my head. Here’s my teeth.

Scary huh?

I survived on all pureed stuff, soy ice cream, and sorbet. Never thought I’d be sugared out.

This is what made me take my thoughts away from my pain…yes it is Yoshi’s Island. Best game ever!

On Sunday my group and I (for philosophy) went to KFC to hand out flyers…you know the Kentucky Fried Cruelty ones. It impacted everyone who were not at KFC, but those who went there to eat food were freaking rude as hell. One bitch was like “Yeah I know this stuff, but it’s not going to stop me from ordering. Thanks for helping.” And she just drove off in her Mercedes. I swear these people! My project is based on Plato’s theory of people coming out of a cave and seeing the light. We’re supposed to modernize it…used my idea to show how people are living in a “cave” by consuming animals who have been cruelly handled/treated and bringing them into the light to show what the hell they’re actually eating.

Mother’s Day is this Sunday. Doing anything? I’m going to bake Raspberry Blackout Cake With Ganche-y Frosting. Yum yum! The next day is the lovely Hunter Carson’s 31st Birthday!

The End.
(for today)