Monday, November 26, 2007

*scroll down if you’re here JUST to see the masterful Vegan Thanksgiving Food Porn*

So…here’s the news. I dropped my chemistry class (on November 19), and I promise I won’t fuck up anymore. I got in a stupid car accident in the parking lot of Whole Foods (on November 20). My Dad’s stalking me. I got hit on by an extremely scary guy who said that I looked attractive in purple and asked for my number (!). I have no idea where the hell I’m transferring to (as far as Universities). In all, the world is coming to an end.

I’m tremendously depressed/angry/tired/major emo/weak. Why is everything happening to me? What the hell did I do? Is this what I get for being too nice? I think I need to take Delilah’s advice and flip my mattress. I’ll let you know if it works.

You’re probably wondering what the hey happened with the accident. Supposedly some crazy lady pulled out of a stall while I was taking a right in the isle. I think I’m the one at fault, but my parents and adjuster say it’s the crazy woman’s fault.

This is my second accident…it’s almost been a year since the last one. JESUS! I’m not a bad driver…it’s just…I don’t have any explanation at the moment. I’ll say one later. (But I swear I’m a good driver!)


It was Davey’s birthday on November 20th…yes the glorious day I had my fab accident. Can you believe he’s 32?! He’s the most sexiest 32 year old I’ve ever seen! Happy Belated, Dave!

And guess what? Jade’s 34th birthday is on November 28…How cute. And that, my friend, is major gorgeousness! Wish I could celebrate it with him. Did I ever tell you that I’m naming my future kid after him? Well, now you know.

Dudes!!! They updated the zuney and it’s freaking AMAZING! I hated it at first, but now I think it’s the cooliest thing EVER! I think the whole world should disregard the iPod and discover the many wonders of the ZUNE. By the way, my Zune is more than a year old now! How time flies!

*Here’s what you’ve been waiting for!*

I spent all night/day Wednesday/Thursday baking and cooking for the Thanksgiving party…that I totally forgot to take pictures! So I took pictures of whatever that was left over. So I must apologize for the ugliness of the presentation (I tried my best to make it pretty). I made Peanut butter Chocolate, Chocolate Raspberry Mousse, Lemony Ginger Cream Cheese, and Caramelized Appley Vanilla Cupcakes. The pumpkin pie I made was my first, so it came out (unfortunately) a little toasty. I personally thought it was yummy, but there was mixed reviews. I must say that everyone raved all night long about my cupcakes!!! Woot woot! Go Me! I ate my own mashy potatoes with my mum’s world famous cranberry sauce for T-Day dinner (that’s what I basically ate every Thanksgiving so there was no hurt feelings), but my cousin made sure to make some vegetarian dish so I won’t be disregarded (I feel loved).

Take care of yourselves, fellow bloggers. It’s an extremely scary place out there.

The End.
(for today)

Monday, November 19, 2007

At this very moment Delilah and I are contemplating if we should drop chemistry. Eeeek! This is OH TOO SCARY!!! Blah blah blah...

I can’t get enough Shiny Toy Guns!!!!

Whenever there’s an upcoming concert I go totally ballistic upon that band…and currently Shiny Toy Guns is EVERYWHERE!!! I can’t help it…they’re beautiful people that make beautiful music. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<-----times infinity)

My friend wants me to be his model for his fashion show at my college. Eh? I don’t know if I want to…I mean I have to look pretty. I only look “pretty” when I want to and a fashion show…I mean modeling is fun, but I like modeling in front of a camera…not on stage. If I were designing something, then that’s totally different…but do I really have to? He said it’s on November 28th. That’s not enough time to think! I can’t lose enough weight by then…I mean it’s straight after Thanksgiving. Urgh! This is so frustrating. Do I sound like some narcissistic crazy dumb bitchy valley girl? Sorry…she comes out of me sometimes. Unleash the blonde chick in you! (Update! I decided not to…He’ll forgive me. There’s plenty of other girls who have “model appeal”)

So Delilah and I have way too much in common. Waaaaaaaay too much. If she turns vegan, I swear we’re one person. She’s just a bad version of me, as in she does bad stuff. I don’t drink or smoke, ahem…while she does…we have our differences. So when I eventually decide to move out of my parents’ house, we’re going to rent an apartment together. How awesome is that? I wonder how we’ve never met before?! If we had, then I bet we would have been the most inseparable best of friends ever (speaking of best friends…I haven’t habla-ed with my best friend since forever. Oh and she did apologize for being a bitch to me. Sometimes I wonder if our best friendship has fizzled out…I mean we barely contact each other and we both became close with other people…so I have no idea what the hell is going on…what is the real definition of a best friend? One more thing before I let you continue finishing the rest of my other convo…why do I always become good friends with Asians? I mean what the hey? It’s as if they all flock to me or something? I mean there’s nothing wrong with them, hello I’m half. Ok you can continue on…). Too bad I just met her in chemistry. So do you think the only reason why I enrolled in that class was to meet a whole bunch of random people that I would somehow grow attached to and affect my life forever? Much weirdness. I guess things do happen for a reason, eh?

Take note to that.

I’ve claimed that I hate painting. OK…if I practiced a lot more I’ll be better at it, but for now I hate it and that’s all we’re doing now in art. As you can see I’ve been incredibly busy painting ugly things and getting beautiful yellow paint in my hair.
I miss the charcoal! That and pencil are my favorite media to use. Here’s a sample of my charcoal work (excuse the Rage And Love business all over it, but I can’t afford people stealing my work).

Oooooooooo! I have found my love at long last! Sunchokes! Mmmmmm! They’re sooo good. It’s like a cross between a ginger and a water chestnut. It’s to DIE for!

I’ve lost about 6 pounds in one week. Very strange. Maybe the whole overactive thyroid is gone? That would be the most stellar thing that could ever happen. Then I can go back to my skinny self again. I was a size 2/3 and then ballooned into a size that’s too big for this blog. Maybe I’m over exaggerating, but that’s how I feel and see myself.

They started playing Christmas music on KOST! It is officially Christmas time!

I have become uberly obsessed with ATB’s Ecstasy. It’s AMAZING!!! It makes me want to shake my ass like no other. Don’t you love trance music?

The End.
(for today)

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

So I have dropped my math class because I can’t have a D on my transcript. That D will definitely drop my GPA like no other! I’m kind of depressed about it because I could have passed that class with an A…if only I studied a lot harder…It’s just that this semester my head wasn’t where my body was. I promise I’ll do a lot better in the spring session. In the mean time I’m going to take some winter classes to make up for the units. I think I’m going to need to spend more time for studying than coming up with recipes and drawing…

How about some Vegenaise? It can make anything taste good.

Meh. I feel extraordinarily crappy.

Do you like what I’ve done with my bloggy? Or is it too much? Is it too overcrowded? I’ll take a poll! I was getting too bored with it…it needed something more. If it’s too distracting let me know.

Have you seen the line up for night 2 of KROQ's Almost Acoustic Christmas?! I WANT TO GO!!!
The End.
(for today)

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Hi Sexy People.

Here it is in November…what the hell happened to all the posts you say? Well…I have no explanation for that, except if you’ll accept that I was absolutely busy and that I barely had any time for myself…or you can just stick your big ass nose in the air and say I don’t believe that bullshit. Whatever floats your boat, honey!

Would you like to know what happened while there was no updations??? I know you’re pissing yourself with excitation…calm down! Did you think that I’d never update this blog? I bet you thought I just completely forgot about it…no. I thought about it on a daily basis…wondering when I need to do my updation. Geez that took forever, no?

Let’s start with school, since that’s what governs my life. I’m not doing so fab…My art and English classes are spiffy, but my math and chemistry. Dude…that’s a totally different story. I think I have a D in both of them. Do you understand how bad that is?! I don’t get D’s…nothing ever below a B!!! I have no idea what happened. I study my ass off like no other, but when I take the test…the “stupid monster” takes over my brain and makes me go blank. Urgh, where did I go wrong? I think I need a break from school. College is a huge pain in the who-ha! Can’t some music company just hire me as their art director? I mean do I really need to involve Calcium Bicarbonate with figuring out what we’re going to be using as the layout for a CD cover? I hate being stupid. No worries, my children, I’m not going to go all emo on you. But the strange thing is that I became really close to the people in chemistry. Who knew?

I don’t think I’ve ever ditched a class so many times in my life (OK…let’s exclude middle school…haha). My friend and I went to a Shiny Toy Guns concert on a Thursday night (which is my English night class). The two opening acts were…ummm…interesting? The first band: Le Men Le Purr…Yeah. I know. Second Band: Hairy Navels. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Just Kidding. I forgot what their name was, but they were either shirtless (exposing their hairy navels) or wearing a blazer with no shirt under. Why did STG choose them for their opening? I have nooooooooo idea.

I think I discovered my all time FAVORITE movie of all time. Stranger Than Fiction. Yes. You should watch it. In fact, I want the whole world to watch it! I love it. It has this awesome indie vibe (like The Life Aquatic <---Love that Movie!) and everyone has this role that’s just so beautiful. Why can’t life be a movie? Or in Delilah’s case, a musical?

I’ve been tremendously busy cooking and baking (my usual)…here’s a sample as to what I’ve been doing.

I can’t wait until I get to come out with my cook book! That’s not until…3 years from now? I think? I’ve already started working on it. Eeek! Imagine seeing my own book on a book shelf at Barnes and Noble!!!! (By the way I bought Veganomicon and I fucking love it!!!)
What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Hope you’re saving a turkey. Good ‘ol Tofurky for all the swell veggies out there. I’m baking pumpkin pie, 4 types of cupcakes, and cooking up some nummy mashed potatoes with gravy and some crazy good cranberry sauce for my cousin’s annual Thanksgiving party. And guess what?! This year a vegan is coming to town and she’s going to have a speech for all the poor little innocent turkeys, piggies, chickens, and any other animal who did not deserve to be brutally slaughtered and placed “oh so” gracefully on the goddamn table to be eaten and later to be shit out because of all the heart burn it has created. Oooooooooo! I’m so ecstatic for the holidays!!!!

I cut my hair. I don’t think you got it. I cut my own hair. When I get money I’ll get it done professionally, but in the mean time I thought I’d have a go with the nice salon scissors that my aunt got my mum. Surprisingly I have a great touch for hair cutting! I’ve been getting non stop compliments about my hair. Ya. Just random strangers, people at Trader Joe’s, people at parties…Total COOLINESS! Want me to cut your hair?

My foot’s asleep. Damn it.

My favorite show just so happens to be Samantha Who? I adore that show! I think it would be a great thing to have amnesia…then I can see how I really was (is?). It made me love Christina Applegate even more. She’s so pretty. Lucky. My cousin got a tattoo. Before me! It’s really nice though. It’s a clef note with cherry blossoms around her wrist. She’s over the top about it and she can’t wait until I get mine…I think I should get a box that says “Tattoo Money.” I spend all my money on ingredients and food………………yeah that’s it. The rest of my stuff, mum pays for (I love my mummy!).

Speaking of my mum. She went to the doctor to check up on that evil thing that was inside of her (cancer…) and the doctor says she’s pretty sure that the test is going to come out negative, so she wants my mum to have another test done next week. I know it’s gone. It just has to be. I’ve been so caught up with my mum that I totally forgot about myself. I have an overactive thyroid (and unfortunately I’m one of those cases where it’s really hard to lose weight…don’t picture an obese chick…’k?) and I need to be tested every year to make sure that it doesn’t turn cancerous like my mum’s (she had an under active). But I’m 100% positive that it’ll never be. Why, you say. Read the China Study and you will learn the wonders of cancer.

I’m going to Portland, Oregon for Christmas! This is the first time not being able to celebrate it here at home with friends and family. But I’m excited! I bet it’s going to be snowing!!!! I LOVE SNOW! I was meant for the cold. Hey, I was born in Columbus, Ohio. There was actually seasons there. We’re leaving on Christmas Eve. Christmas Eve? Really? That’s weird. Oh…that’s right! My mum postponed the trip so I can go to the concert! I LOVE MY MUM! Let the whole world know about it! Oh and I’ll take along my road trip journal again (yes we’re driving…my mum loves road trips…if you can’t tell), that should be great entertainment for you guys.

I think that’s enough blabbing for now. Hope all of you beautiful people are doing swell and that the weather is treating you good. Until next time.

(By the way to get into the Christmas spirit you should listen to Low’s Just Like Christmas. It’s one of my all time favorite songs EVER)

The End.
(for today)