Happiness Is Vegan Muffins And Chocolate Soymilk!

*scroll down if you’re here JUST to see the masterful Vegan Thanksgiving Food Porn*

So…here’s the news. I dropped my chemistry class (on November 19), and I promise I won’t fuck up anymore. I got in a stupid car accident in the parking lot of Whole Foods (on November 20). My Dad’s stalking me. I got hit on by an extremely scary guy who said that I looked attractive in purple and asked for my number (!). I have no idea where the hell I’m transferring to (as far as Universities). In all, the world is coming to an end.

I’m tremendously depressed/angry/tired/major emo/weak. Why is everything happening to me? What the hell did I do? Is this what I get for being too nice? I think I need to take Delilah’s advice and flip my mattress. I’ll let you know if it works.

You’re probably wondering what the hey happened with the accident. Supposedly some crazy lady pulled out of a stall while I was taking a right in the isle. I think I’m the one at fault, but my parents and adjuster say it’s the crazy woman’s fault.

This is my second accident…it’s almost been a year since the last one. JESUS! I’m not a bad driver…it’s just…I don’t have any explanation at the moment. I’ll say one later. (But I swear I’m a good driver!)

Anywho…

It was Davey’s birthday on November 20th…yes the glorious day I had my fab accident. Can you believe he’s 32?! He’s the most sexiest 32 year old I’ve ever seen! Happy Belated, Dave!

And guess what? Jade’s 34th birthday is on November 28…How cute. And that, my friend, is major gorgeousness! Wish I could celebrate it with him. Did I ever tell you that I’m naming my future kid after him? Well, now you know.

Dudes!!! They updated the zuney and it’s freaking AMAZING! I hated it at first, but now I think it’s the cooliest thing EVER! I think the whole world should disregard the iPod and discover the many wonders of the ZUNE. By the way, my Zune is more than a year old now! How time flies!

*Here’s what you’ve been waiting for!*

I spent all night/day Wednesday/Thursday baking and cooking for the Thanksgiving party…that I totally forgot to take pictures! So I took pictures of whatever that was left over. So I must apologize for the ugliness of the presentation (I tried my best to make it pretty). I made Peanut butter Chocolate, Chocolate Raspberry Mousse, Lemony Ginger Cream Cheese, and Caramelized Appley Vanilla Cupcakes. The pumpkin pie I made was my first, so it came out (unfortunately) a little toasty. I personally thought it was yummy, but there was mixed reviews. I must say that everyone raved all night long about my cupcakes!!! Woot woot! Go Me! I ate my own mashy potatoes with my mum’s world famous cranberry sauce for T-Day dinner (that’s what I basically ate every Thanksgiving so there was no hurt feelings), but my cousin made sure to make some vegetarian dish so I won’t be disregarded (I feel loved).